My brother lands mum in hospital

Friday, May 22, 2020 0:01

By MAN ABOUT TOWN

I was somewhat disappointed with the President’s announcement extending by 21 more days the period of containment and the curfews.

He said, “ Listen, those guys are just trying to show that they are relevant so just send them some random number and they will shut up.”

So we took about 10 minutes and the boss gave me some numbers, which he said, “ Some are pure guesswork but some are based on what we have seen countries do in the past.”

I collated all the numbers shared them and breathed a sigh of relief when I received an email saying, “ This is perfect!

The voice was that of my aunt saying, “ Josphat, you need to come home, your mother is in hospital.